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Full Movie Name: Call Girl of Cthulhu 2014 720p BluRay 400MB x265 HEVC
Movie Info: IMDb
Rating: 4.7/10 from 188
Genres: Comedy | Horror
Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 15 September 2015 (USA)
Director: Chris LaMartina
Writers: Jimmy George, Chris LaMartina,
Stars: David Phillip Carollo, Melissa O’Brien, Nicolette le Faye
Duration: 92 Minutes
Size: 448 MB
Storyline
When a virginal artist falls in love with a call girl, she turns
out to be the chosen bride of the alien god Cthulhu. To save her, he
must stop an ancient cult from summoning their god and destroying
mankind.
Reviews: Let me first start by saying that I created this account just so that I could come here and write about how bad this movie is.
At first, you realize what the creators were trying to do with this movie; it was supposed to be a make-fun-of-itself kind of film. Something that you weren’t supposed to take seriously. I get it. But it didn’t come off this way at all. What I really took from this was “We identify that we suck at making movies, but we already wasted so much time and money so here is a bunch of garbage, do we get money and fame now?” The acting was bland and colorless. No one was memorable. The story was absolute rubbish and was akin to something that a third grader could write if given a box of crayons and a handful of paint. The directing was beyond ridiculous and you know what? I’m done writing this review. It’s not worth my time. This movie was bad and the creators should feel bad. I would rather dump my testicles into a vat of molten acid than even suggest that anyone endure this poor excuse of a film.
You know what’s truly sad about it, though? The creators actually wasted REAL time and money on this trash. That’s right, REAL time and money. Have fun working at McDonalds for the rest of your lives, idiots.
At first, you realize what the creators were trying to do with this movie; it was supposed to be a make-fun-of-itself kind of film. Something that you weren’t supposed to take seriously. I get it. But it didn’t come off this way at all. What I really took from this was “We identify that we suck at making movies, but we already wasted so much time and money so here is a bunch of garbage, do we get money and fame now?” The acting was bland and colorless. No one was memorable. The story was absolute rubbish and was akin to something that a third grader could write if given a box of crayons and a handful of paint. The directing was beyond ridiculous and you know what? I’m done writing this review. It’s not worth my time. This movie was bad and the creators should feel bad. I would rather dump my testicles into a vat of molten acid than even suggest that anyone endure this poor excuse of a film.
You know what’s truly sad about it, though? The creators actually wasted REAL time and money on this trash. That’s right, REAL time and money. Have fun working at McDonalds for the rest of your lives, idiots.
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